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Twas The Knight Before Christmas
December 11, 2007
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Santa Doctor - In Full Effect
'Twas the Knight before Christmas.
He was all through the town
But the clubs were all silent,
the scene was shut down.The fire is crackling,
the eggnog's on tap
So just sit back and dig
my new Christmas rap.Now is the right time
to share the good cheer
And give thanks to the people
who jammed us this yearFirst on my list,
the artists obviously
May they all find
new contracts under the treeLeather leisure suits hung
by the fireplace with care.
In hopes Alicia Keys or
Chris Brown might show up thereWhen out on the roof
there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my waterbed
to see what was the matterI spied a little ole driver
in a slick purple sleigh
Too big to be Prince,
but he was rockin' away.Programmers were nestled
all snug in their beds
While visions of PPMs
danced in their headsThe jolly old man
with the smile on his face
Found notes from adults
all over the placeThe sprinkler went off.
The clock started to strike
Like Jay-Z, Kanye or
Snoop rockin' the mike.Elroy Smith's psychic
sees changes for the best
Reggie Rouse just wants to
put time to the test.Vinny Brown wants some
fresh hit records to play
Jamillah Muhammad wants the
9th callers to all go awayCeCe McLendon will continue
counting her blessings
Ken Wilson sez PDs
should stop second guessingGeo Bivins just wants a
huge hit for Hurricane Chris
Derrick Brown an answer
for what kind of year is this?Mike Horton claims he's got
some surprises in store
Garnett March says
less is still moreHere's to high cumes for Devin,
Doc, Michael and Jay
And here's to solid dreams
that won't fade away.Some PDs without stations
are considering a move
Terri Avery wants Power
to stay in the grooveSteve Crumbley wants a Christmas
without all the noise
Juliette Jones a hit
for Dem Franchise BoyzUrban radio wants songs with
minimum spins to call out
Benny Pough says rotations are what
it's really all about.For George Daniels, Varnell Johnson
and all of the wives
Thanks for the support
that has strengthened our livesTo Skip, Derrick, Aundrae,
Steve, Tim and Sam
Helen, Thea, and Tony Gray,
you know where I amHere's to high spins
for Kevin, Morace and Larry
For Kevin, Brian and
that other JerryTo Shay, Dave,
Butter and Kevin
We won't see another year
like this one again.May the new year bring records
that zoom up the charts.
The music you bring us
is close to our heartsAnd to all of you whose
names I didn't say
Thanks for the good times.
They won't soon fade awayEnjoy all your presents
and have lots of fun
But remember the children
who have little or noneSharing this past year with you as it was unfolding
Meant so much to me. Word. Jerry Boulding -
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