The Simple Fact Is...

You might have been too busy (doing the work of four people) to notice these stories when they were announced but I assure you every one is true.

• Pessimism can lead to a longer life, so if you work for one of the largest consolidated radio companies, don't retire any time soon.
• Swedish researchers found that group singing can create a rewarding feeling of oneness. Once your GM makes note of this, s/he will suggest singing "Kumbaya" at the next staff meeting to announce more budget cuts, which are scheduled later this week.
• Reading fiction makes you a nicer, more empathetic person, proving conclusively that the highest executive ranks in radio are filled with non-readers.
• Nostalgia can ward off loneliness and anxiety; another great reason to work for a Classic Hits station, assuming you can live on $150 a week.

And finally...

• Facebook can make you unhappy. Research has proven that Facebook visits directly correlate with negative emotions, like depression and loneliness.

But, if you're going to be online anyway, I hope you "like" this post.